A Little French Humor on Bastille Day

Joke sent from who else but my Liberty-Fries-eating colleague:

Monday July 11th 2005 - Paris

Prime Minister Chirac has officially raised the French terror alert level
from "Run" to "Hide ". There are only two higher levels in France
- they are "Surrender" and "Collaborate".

The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white
flag factory - effectively crippling their military.